Fudge Monkey; Cupcakes; Randomness

1. Ikea (Goddamn Swedish cheap furniture)
2. Billie Joe Armstrong (For not letting me burn my drums)
3. Sandals (They’re just weird)
4. Jude Law (He ripped off my style)
5. Johnny Depp (He ripped off my style)
5. Batman (Just annoys me)
6. St Mark (Just annoys me)
7. St Paul (Just annoys me)
8. Flutes (They’re hard to play)
9. George Washington (He ripped off my style)
10. Hans Solo (He touched me up in a bar on time)
11. Gerard Way (His hair smells good and he won’t tell me what he uses)
12. Ray Toro (His hair is poofy and he won’t let me touch it)
13. Courtney Love (Everyone hates her)
14. Mozart (He ripped off my style)
15. Madonna (She sucks and has the arms of a male)
16. Avril Lavigne (Faaaakkkeeeerrr)
17. Ashlee Simpson (Faaaakkkeeeerrr)
18. Kelly Clarkson (Faaaakkkeeeerrr)
19. William the Conqueror (I think it’s obvious why)
20. Gravity (Frickin' gravity)
21. Billie Joe Armstrong (Again because he used up all the shampoo, I want nice hair too, you little bastard)
22. Luke Skywalker (He ripped off my hair)
23. George W. Bush (‘Cause Billie told me so)
24. Adrienne (‘Cause Billie told me so)
25. Starbucks (‘Cause Billie told me so)